The Frictionary # 763

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7166. They say the world belongs to those who rise early. Not true, it belongs to those who are happy to rise. (Monica Vitti)

7167. Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. (Dale Carnegie)

7168. The inventor of the soda crackers has a place in hell. (Martin Henry Fischer)

7169. Have compassion for all animals including yourself. (Réjean Lévesque)

7170. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. (Spike Milligan)

7171. Where there is no property there is no injustice. (John Locke)

7172. It is never later than midnight. (Burmese proverb)

7173. Marriage has this in common with riding a brahma bull - that its success is judged less by style than duration. (Robert Brault)

7174. God created woman, disappointed with the results, he invented Photoshop. (?)

7175. Despair and hope have one thing in common, they both are illusions. (Lu Xun)

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