The Frictionary # 803

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

7566. Clearly, God is a Democrat. (Patrick Gaddell)

7567. Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass. (Confucius)

7568. If you never ask why, you can never change how. (Coyote Sings)

7569. We spend the first part of our life underestimating ourselves. In the second part, we find that we mostly overestimated the others. (Grégoire Lacroix)

7570. A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view. (Joey Adams)

7571. Two things I cannot understand: myself and others. (Erkki Jyrrkanen)

7572. Knowing how to be young is an art we always learn too late. (Pierre Perret)

7573. I never go camping. Life is hard enough as it is.* (Réjean Lévesque)
* Paraphrasing Carol Suskind.

7574. Never give your complete trust to someone who eats cereal standing up. (underchilde)

7575. Waves all recede
light must speed away
while the hairs one by one
turn from black into grey. (James Murray)

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