The Frictionary # 882

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8356. It isn't true that you only live once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how. (Bobby Darin)

8357. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. (Colette)

8358. Another night, another "why?"/ I shout into the starlit sky to echo as a fading cry/ Across the reach of no reply. (Robert Brault)

8359. What makes equality difficult is that we only want it with those superior to us. (Henry Becque)

8360. It is 9:58 and it is now. Tomorrow at 3:00 it will be now. (Hugh Prather)

8361. Karaoke: Place where Queen songs go to die. (Philippe-Audrey Larue-Saint-Jacques)

8362. I think they're called cell phones because we're pretty much imprisoned by them now. (Kent Graham)

8363. The French love revolutions but abhor change. (Anatole de Monzie)

8364. So far you've survived 100% of your worst days - You're doing great. (?)

8365. A married philosopher is necessarily comic. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

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