The Frictionary # 885

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8386. Everything comes too late for those who only wait. (Elbert Hubbard)

8387. I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

8388. How can you make 2+2=5? Say it's your religious belief, it worked for other things. (Michael Gendin)

8389. Truth is never amusing, if so, everybody would tell it. (Michel Audiard)

8390. I had amnesia once or twice. (Steven Wright)

8391. Freedom consists of doing all that the length of the chain allows. (François Cavanna)

8392. History is women following behind with the bucket. (Alan Bennet)

8393. What's the difference between a woman and a dishwasher? That's exactly what the problem is! (Katherine Levac)

8394. We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don't believe in miracles? (?)

8395. Morality is the tendency to throw out the bath along with the baby. (Karl Kraus)

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