The Frictionary # 898

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary: 

8516. Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that. (Francis Bacon)

8517. It is sometimes enough to fake courage to discover we really have it. Sorry but that doesn't work for intelligence. (Grégoire Lacroix)

8518. We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules. (Alan Bennett)

8519. Being funny is not being happy. Being funny is to look at unhappiness in the eyes and stick out your tongue at it. (Stéphane Laporte)

8520. We must begin to wonder/ if the earth wants us. (Positively Wyrde)

8521. Bulls don't win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do. (Norman A. Augustine)

8522. Mistakes pass, only truth remains. (Denis Diderot)

8523. [Golf on TV]: televised Nyquil. (Scott Feschuk)

8524. The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor, (?)

8525. - Is everything illusory? - No, it just seems that way. (Bob Thaves (Frank and Ernest)) 

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