The Frictionary # 889

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8426. I could never be a politician. I couldn't bear to be right all the time. (Peter Ustinov)

8427. Revolutions are nothing more than traditions painted over in red. (Jean Paré)

8428. For my sister's birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. (Steve Connelly)

8429. Myopia: when your penis becomes blurred. (Guillaume Boldock)

8430. Diversity is a reality. Inclusion is a choice. (Stephen Frost)

8431. Time leaves its mark even on eternity. (Stéphane Laporte)

8432. Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse. (Rebecca West)

8433. Born again is born without a skin/ the poison enters into everything. (Leonard Cohen)

8434. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction. (?)

8435. Sins cannot be undone, only forgiven. (Igor Stravinsky)

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