The Frictionary # 886

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8396. Do you know the primary difference between men and gods? (...) Gods don't think they can become men. (Dennis Lehane)

8397. Porn movies, when you've seen one, you've seen them all - I know, I've seen them all. (Laurent Paquin)

8398. What's happiness, after all, but a certain penchant for self-deception. (Tom Holt)

8399. To love a person for his/her appearance, it's like loving a book for its cover. (Laure Conan)

8400. To contain all the words, all you need is a lexicon. But for thought, you need infinity. (Alexander Pushkin)

8401. God, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read. (Shari Vander Werf)

8402. Sin, guilt, neurosis - they are one and the same, the fruit of the tree of knowledge. (Henry Miller)

8403. Just as we think we have/ the answer to everything/ we forget/ the question. (Patrice Desbiens)

8404. Watermelon is just crunchy water. (?)

8405. We ask advice, but we mean appreciation. (Charles Caleb Colton)

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