The Frictionary # 917

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8706. When nothing is sure, everything is possible. (Margaret Drabble)

8707. An optimist is a man who sows two acorns and buys a hammock. (Jean de Lattre de Tassigny)

8708. Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And that's why life is hard. (Jeremy Goldberg)

8709. It is better to suffer the absence than the presence. (Frédéric Dard)

8710. Today was tomorrow yesterday, so don't inhale. (Mel Blanc)

8711. Hope is a skepticism. It is to doubt instant misfortune. (Paul Valéry)

8712. I've always had trouble with commitment. At Christmas time, I only jingle half the way. (Brian Kiley)

8713. Halloween: celebration where the visitors don't come in the house. What a great invention! (Stéphane Laporte)

8714. What woman wants, God sells it. (?)

8715. Eventually/ loneliness/ stops sleeping/ with you too. (Coyote Sings)

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