The Frictionary # 909

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8626. Advertising is legalized lying. (H.G. Wells)

8627. Convictions are jails. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

8628. Sea of regrets

 and me

 full sail. (Coyote Sings)

8629. Purity and impurity depend on oneself; no one can purify another. (Buddha)

8630. Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. (Jerry Seinfeld)

8631. Hunting is not a sport; your adversary doesn't know it's playing. (Matthieu Cyr)

8632. Eating cheese with the refrigerator door open so it counts as a light snack. (Susanna Wolff)

8633. It's much easier to get rid of a friend than a flaw. (Jean-Michel Anctil)

8634. Prison walls are never built to scale. (?)

8635. Solitude: a good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. (Josh Billings)

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