The Frictionary # 904

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8576. For too many people, retirement may be described as living in the past lane. (Mardy Grothe)

8577. Remember to forget. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

8578. People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door. (Morey Amsterdam)

8579. Education does not consist in cramming but in making people hungry. (Michel Tardy)

8580. Asking "If there is no God, what is the purpose of life?" is like asking "If there is no master, whose slave shall I be?". (Dan Barker)

8581. People who complain constantly live their misfortunes twice. (Jean Dutourd)

8582. I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. (Henny Youngman)

8583. Children really want to help you right up until they are able to. (Pascal Audet)

8584. Stupidity is not knowing how dumb you are. (?)

8585. Courage is just fear with muscles. (Coyote Sings)

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