The Frictionary # 901

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8546. Courage is a love affair with the unknown. (Osho)

8547. A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once and by car forever after. (Peter De Vries)

8548. To kill time, after all, is only self-defense. (Marc Brillat-Savarin)

8549. I see music as fluid architecture. (Joni Mitchell)

8550. No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as the dog does. (Christopher Morley)

8551. The time it takes to learn how to live and it's already too late. (Louis Aragon)

8552. I came back home/ very very late/ I lost my shadow. (Réjean Lévesque)

8553. The same people who think climate change isn't real think wrestling is. (Julius Sharpe)

8554. How do they milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000. for it. (?)

8555. The darkest hour has only sixty minutes. (Morris Mandel)

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