The Frictionary # 974

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9276. Happiness equals reality minus expectations. (Tim Magliozzi)

9277. Women remember their first kiss long after men have forgotten their last. (Rémy de Gourmont)

9278. I'm single by choice. Not my choice. (Orny Adams)

9279. When a mouse sees a bat go by, it shouts, "Oh, an angel!". (Michel Tournier)

9280. Rage, n. Anger on steroids. (Mardy Grothe)

9281. When cars will start thinking, Rolls Royces will be more stressed than taxis. (Henri Michaux)

9282. Ninety percent of politics is deciding whom to blame. (Meg Greenfield)

9283. Destiny is what happens to us when we don't expect it. (Tahar Ben Jelloun)

9284. Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (Dave Barry)

9285. When I see all the poverty everywhere, I suspect that God is not rich. (Victor Hugo)

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