The Frictionary # 999

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9526. There is no past simple, the true memory speaks to the present. (Jacques Prévert)

9527. You never teach a subject; you always teach a child. (Dorothy Height)

9528. Trust is won in drops and is lost in liters. (Jean-Paul Sartre)

9529. Unhappiness is a disgraceful social disease. (Joseph Heller)

9530. We should not pretend we're eternal by putting up blocks of granite on our tombs; they're only there to prevent people from leaving. (Daniel Pinard)

9531. Have you noticed that TV families never watch television? (Henny Youngman)

9532. night darkens/ the river of heaven/ reflected in the frog pond. (Izen)

9533. Fools grow without watering. (Thomas Fuller)

9534. Just before you die, swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels. Your cremation will be epic. (?)

9535. Friendship is nourished by silence, love dies from it. (Jacques Deval)

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