The Frictionary # 1023

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9766. Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. (Albert Einstein)

9767. Punctuation is not spelling, it is thought. (Alexandre Vialatte)

9768. A flower is a weed with an advertising budget. (Rory Sutherland)

9769. How slow is life/ And how violent is Hope. (Guillaume Apollinaire)

9770. Always obey your parents, when they are present. (Mark Twain)

9771. Learn to be indifferent to what makes no difference. (Marcus Aurelius)

9772. Being alive in a sea/ without a single sail/ in sight. (Ko Un)

9773. My parents never took me camping. You know why? Because they loved me. (Jim Gaffigan)

9774. Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetics. (?)

9775. The best thing to do is to do your best. (René Barjavel)

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