The Frictionary # 1026

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

9796. After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. (Gwen Stefani)

9797. Memory is the only way to stop the slide of time. Without stopping it so much. (Christine Orban)

9798. When inspiration is silent reason tires quickly. (Roger Zelazny)

9799. Binoculars: Field glasses to see things as if they were close, provided they are far enough away. (Michel Lauzière)

9800. Time is the only thief we can't get justice against. (Astrid Alauda)

9801. I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he wouldn't exist. (Jules Renard)

9802. Twitter poll: "I'd be okay with living under a dictatorship. ○ yes  ○ yes. (Emo Philips)

9803. Shyness is a terrible defect, it masks all your qualities. (Patrick Timsit)

9804. Never buy a book from IKEA. (?)

9805. Love is a given, hatred is acquired. (Doug Horton)

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