The Frictionary #1123

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10746.  Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. (Clare Boothe Luce)

10747. Offering friendship to whoever wants love is giving bread to those who die of thirst. (Spanish proverb)

10748. There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far, but only yours exists. (Ricky Gervais)

10749. The tongue is a sexual organ used occasionally to speak. (Boris Vian)

10750. Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity. (Adlai E. Stevenson)

10751. The ideal when one wants to be admired is to be dead. (Michel Audiard)

10752. Dependency invites encroachment. (Patricia Meyer Sparks) Think Canada as the 51st state...

10753. At twenty, one is more in love than anything else; at sixty, one is more anything else than in love. (Victor Hugo)

10754. Us against the world (Coldplay) is becoming U.S. against the world. (Réjean Lévesque)

10755. Don't take life too seriously, it doesn't need any help. (Richard Lewis)

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The Frictionary # 1122

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10736. As long as the heart keeps memories, the mind keeps illusions. (François René de Châteaubriand)

10737. Being poor now just leads to being more poor later (...). Poverty charges interest. (Tay Zonday)

10738. Mother/ Why is the river laughing?/ Why, because the sun is tickling the river (...)/ Mother, why is the river cold?/ It remembers being once loved by the snow. (Shuntaro Tanikawa)

10739. Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. (H.L. Mencken)

10740. The truth is lived, not taught. (Hermann Hesse)

10741. I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. (David Boreanaz)

10742. It’s always the best who leave, so what are we doing here? (Grégoire Lacroix)

10743. Language is the safekeeper of time's faded photographs and memories. (Anu Garg)

10744. People can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys. (Mike Bechtle)

10745. Not being able to suppress love, the Church wanted at least to disinfect it and created marriage. (Charles Baudelaire)

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The Frictionary # 1121

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10726. Marriage is like the restaurant: barely served, one looks at what’s on the neighbor’s plate. (Sacha Guitry)

10727. Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. (Dave Barry)

10728. You are the sky. Everything else - it's just the weather. (Pema Chodron)

10729. God puts out the sun by dunking it in the ocean/like a match dropped/into a glass. (Corey Van Landingham)

10730. 70% of breakups are initiated by women. Either women know how to recognize that their relationship is over, or guys, they learn it. (Louis T)

10731. My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking. (Gashley Madison)

10732. One can suspect the finger of God, because he has placed it in his eye indisputably by creating the world. (Paul Bourget)

10733. God was never married (...). It's easy to be all-knowing when you don't have a wife. (Jim Gaffigan)

10734. When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. (?)

10735. The beauty of darkness is how it lets you see. (Adrienne Rich)

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The Frictionary # 1120

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10716. Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished. (Daniel Gilbert)

10717. One can forgive, but forgetting is impossible. (Honoré de Balzac)

10718. Travel expands the mind and loosens the bowels. (Abraham Verghese)

10719. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

10720. Books are embalmed minds. (Christian N. Bovee)

10721. It’s not people who change, it’s masks that fall off. (Masahi Kishimoto)

10722. We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. (Ellen DeGeneres)

10723. Politics is the art of tapping other people's passions to one's profit. (Henri de Montherlant)

10724. If today is the worst day of your life, then you know tomorrow will be better. (?)

10725. The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. (Gloria Steinem)

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