The Frictionary # 1121

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10726. Marriage is like the restaurant: barely served, one looks at what’s on the neighbor’s plate. (Sacha Guitry)

10727. Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. (Dave Barry)

10728. You are the sky. Everything else - it's just the weather. (Pema Chodron)

10729. God puts out the sun by dunking it in the ocean/like a match dropped/into a glass. (Corey Van Landingham)

10730. 70% of breakups are initiated by women. Either women know how to recognize that their relationship is over, or guys, they learn it. (Louis T)

10731. My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking. (Gashley Madison)

10732. One can suspect the finger of God, because he has placed it in his eye indisputably by creating the world. (Paul Bourget)

10733. God was never married (...). It's easy to be all-knowing when you don't have a wife. (Jim Gaffigan)

10734. When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. (?)

10735. The beauty of darkness is how it lets you see. (Adrienne Rich)

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The Frictionary # 1120

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

10716. Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished. (Daniel Gilbert)

10717. One can forgive, but forgetting is impossible. (Honoré de Balzac)

10718. Travel expands the mind and loosens the bowels. (Abraham Verghese)

10719. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

10720. Books are embalmed minds. (Christian N. Bovee)

10721. It’s not people who change, it’s masks that fall off. (Masahi Kishimoto)

10722. We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. (Ellen DeGeneres)

10723. Politics is the art of tapping other people's passions to one's profit. (Henri de Montherlant)

10724. If today is the worst day of your life, then you know tomorrow will be better. (?)

10725. The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. (Gloria Steinem)

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