The Frictionary # 1157

 Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

11086. Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand. (Tallulah Bankhead)

11087. It takes more passion to get what you don’t have than to keep what you have. (Stendahl)

11088. Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. (Vince Lombardi)

11089. A chicken is the device that an egg uses to produce another egg. (Umberto Eco)

11090. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference. (Reinhold Niebuhr)

11091. Pleasure is the flower that passes; the memory is its lasting perfume. (Jean de Boufflers)

11092. Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived. (Oscar Wilde)

11093. If you want something to be done, it’s always better to ask someone who is busy. (Marc Séguin)

11094. Dance like no one's watching. Because everyone is on their phones, so no one is watching. (?)

11095. Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. (Paul Brodeur)

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