The Frictionary # 80

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

706. Botanics is the art of drying up plants between sheets of blotting paper and insulting them in Greek and in Latin. (Alphonse Karr)

707. Good ol' days: when people ate apples instead of programming them. (Doug Bennett)

708. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. (?)

709. Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. (Gore Vidal)

710. If heaven had a little gratefulness towards puritans, nothing would ever grow on Sundays. (Bertrand Vac)

711. The complement to male supremacy is female passivity. (Marvin Harris)

712. To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. (Robert Morley)

713. The only true sadness is in the absence of desire. (Charles Ferdinand Ramuz)

714. It is more fun contemplating somebody else's navel than your own. (Arthur Hoppe)

715. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. (L.J. Peter)

That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome. Peace!