The Frictionary # 167

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1576. Insanity is hereditary - you can get it from your children. (Sam Levenson)

1577. Pride at its utmost is to despise yourself. (Gustave Flaubert)

1578. In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. (Luis Bunuel)

1579. Memory is what you forget with. (?)

1580. Art should make you interested in life, not art. Art is a by-product of living. (Michael Winters)

1581. The wise man will love; all others will desire. (Lucius Afrianus)

1582. I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. (Steven Wright)

1583. Gods don't kill people. people with Gods kill people. (David Viaene)

1584. It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. (Walter Lippmann)

1585. By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. (George Burns)

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