The Frictionary # 212

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2026. The living have to remember, the dead have to forget. Conservation of energy. (Terry Pratchett)

2027. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. (Voltaire)

2028. A novel points out that the world consists entirely of exceptions. (Joyce Carey)

2029. Erudition can produce foliage without bearing fruit. (G.C. Lichtenberg)

2030. If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. (Steve Allen)

2031. Finding is the greatest trap there is. I like searching way better. (Fred Pellerin)

2032. An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. (Fred Allen)

2033. A good sport has to lose to prove it. (?)

2034. When in doubt, tell the truth. (Mark Twain)

2035. Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. (Josh Billings)

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