The Frictionary # 301

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2926. You are only what you are when no one is looking. (Robert C. Edwards)

2927. The Church used to absolve sinners; today it has the gall to absolve sins. (Nicola Gomez Davila)

2928. We must despise money, most of all small change. (François Cavanna)

2929. A fact is only a belief that somebody calls a fact. (David Cain)

2930. Bed-bugs can live up to a year without feeding - they're like supermodels. (Craig Ferguson)

2931. Truth and roses have thorns about them. (Henry David Thoreau)

2932. So many people wouldn't go to church if only God could see them. (Jules Petit-Senn)

2933. The most important liquid on Earth is not oil. It is water. (Joette McDonald)

2934. Two plus two, four less four, nine times nine
The square root of pi, theorems and proofs, the curve of a sine
Math is a simile for the shape of time. (Jim Culleny)

2935. I dream, therefore I exist. (August Strindberg)

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