The Frictionary # 304

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2956. Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance. (Arnold H. Glasow)

2957. You often learn more by being wrong for the right reasons than you do being right for the wrong reasons. (Norton Juster)

2958. The only people who have the right to claim Antartica and the Arctic are the bipolars. (Stéphane Laporte)

2959. When times in the yard are full of lies,
Why sing like a nightingale in the emperor's cage. (Katia Kapovich)

2960. Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them. (James Fallows)

2961. Laughter, like orgasm, forces us to live in the present. (Mélanie Couture)

2962. Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them. (Pam Davis)

2963. Happiness has never made anybody happy. (Pierre Rey)

2964. Democracy: you say what you want and you do what they tell you to do. (?)

2965. Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. (Bill Vaughn)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!