The Frictionary # 358

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3496. It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple. (Rabindranath Tagore)

3497. I grab hope's tail
forgetting to watch out
for his teeth. (Coyote Sings)

3498. As women understand less and less, they believe themselves to be more and more misunderstood. (Étienne Rey)

3499. You own a dog; you feed a cat. (Jim Fiebig)

3500. The important thing about being a leader is not being right or wrong, but being certain. (Terry Pratchett)

3501. Philosophy is the art of putting up with other people's misfortunes. (Diane de Beausacq)

3502. Scientists are peeping toms at the key hole of eternity. (Arthur Koestler)

3503. When I grow up I want to be a little boy. (Joseph Heller)

3504. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. (?)

3505. Democracies only prepare for war after having declared it. (Georges Mandel)

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