The Frictionary # 352

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3436. To make mistakes is human, but profit by them is divine. (Elbert Hubbard)

3437. Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. (Evan Esar)

3438. Monsters have at least one purpose, that of telling us that we are not one. (Pierre Foglia)

3439. At the end of the universe, where light gives up hope and time chases its tail until it dies from exhaustion. (Christopher Moore)

3440. One thing that makes humans different from animals, is that they run toward a distress call rather than away from it. (Terry Pratchett)

3441. There is no natural selection anymore. The weak go through and the strong sleep. It's not a jungle, it's a biodome. ("Sexe Illégal")

3442. That sun! Such egocentrism. Thinks everything revolves around him. (Réjean Lévesque)

3443. People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. (Ogden Nash)

3444. Never fall in love. Try to rise in love. (Osho)

3445. Blame is for God and small children. (Dustin Hoffman)

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