The Frictionary # 347

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3386. Time is the longest distance between two places. (Tennessee Williams)

3387. Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not. Humor to console him for what he is. (Bernard Werber)

3388. Economists are pessimists: they've predicted 8 out of the 3 last depressions. (Barry Asmus)

3389. Pardon crosses out. It does not erase. (Robert Sabatier)

3390. Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance. (Elbert Hubbard)

3391. Welcome to heaven; here's your harp. Welcome to hell; here's your accordion. (Gary Larson)

3392. Happiness can only be the result of a comparison. (Eugène Beaumont)

3393. White people all have watches, but they never have the time. (African proverb)

3394. A natural death is where you die by yourself without the aid of a doctor. (Mark Twain)

3395. Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. (Edmund Burke)

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