The Frictionary # 344

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3356. Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse. (P.G. Wodehouse)

3357. Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested on. (Percy Bysse Shelley)

3358. Maternity is, chronologically, the world's second oldest occupation. (Gianni Monduzzi)

3359. Old age is rather like another country. You will enjoy it more if you have prepared yourself before you go. (B.F. Skinner)

3360. There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours more. (Woody Allen)

3361. The verb 'to live' can be parsed in all tenses, but you can only live in the present. (R.L. Bourges)

3362. I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. (Duke Ellington)

3363. When plants have sex, it's usually a 3-way with an insect. (almightygod)

3364. Even though you didn't ask, this German proverb is for you: "Never give advice unless asked." (Réjean Lévesque)

3365. In the concrete
of me
your footprint. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!