The Frictionary # 336

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3276. Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no soul. (Edward Coke)

3277. Nature abhors a vacuum, but not Hollywood. (Chris Honoré)

3278. All breasts are jewels. When young, they're cabochons, then they're pendants. (Sacha Guitry)

3279. Those who claim to always be right are always wrong about at least one thing. (Tala Fane)

3280. Inertia is an expression of nature's laziness. (Hans Christian Von Baeyer)

3281. Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less. (Rick Warren)

3282. They say drinking coffee keeps you from sleeping. On the other hand, sleeping keeps you from drinking coffee. (Philippe Geluck)

3283. Success teaches us nothing, only failure teaches. (Hyman G. Rickover)

3284. 62.15% of all statistics are meaningless. (?)

3285. Tenderness is passion's lampshade. (Pierre Bourgault)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!