The Frictionary # 334

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3256. Zeal is like fire: it needs both feeding and watching. (Proverb)

3257. Let's make known pedophiles wear something distinctive so kids can avoid them. Maybe a white collar. (almightygod)

3258. Love is not blind, it's short-sighted. The proof is, it only begins to see flaws when it withdraws. (Michel Zamacoïs)

3259. I make mistakes. I'll be the second to admit it. (Jean Kerr)

3260. Start every day off with a smile...and get it over with. (Emil Reisman)

3261. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when you don't drink it. (Alphonse Allais)

3262. Mystery: ignorance perpetuated as a system. (Réjean Lévesque)

3263. Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. (Marty Feldman)

3264. A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. (?)

3265. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. (Groucho Marx)

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