The Frictionary # 324

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3156. That a peasant may become king does not render the kingdom democratic. (Woodrow T. Wilson)

3157. One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. (Rita Mae Brown)

3158. Unhappiness is not a symptom of intelligence. (David Desjardins)

3159. It ought to be plain
How little you gain
By getting excited
And vexed.
You'll always be late
For the previous train
And always on time
For the next. (Piet Hein)

3160. Imagine there's no heaven. I can. (Nasim Nicholas Taleb)

3161. One of the rarest things in this world is shared identical memories. (Réjean Lévesque)

3162. Mother Teresa: a fig wrapped in a napkin. ($#*! My Dad Says)

3163. Obama picks up his dog's poop and the Bush administration's too. (Stéphane Laporte)

3164. When two people become one, you lose someone. (?)

3165. Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. (Malcolm Muggeridge)

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