The Frictionary # 320

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3116. I don't believe anything, but I have many suspicions. (Robert Anton Wilson)

3117. Passion is other people's love. (Henri Duvernois)

3118. A lawsuit was dismissed against God. (...) the judge said you can't sue God. Because if you do, the next thing they'll start to challenge Microsoft. (Bill Maher)

3119. Impatience is a thirst that no justification can quench. (Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt)

3120. What is love? An extension of life. What is lust? An extension. (Rodney Dangerfield)

3121. A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman knows. (Monica Piper)

3122. Politics is a tango. One step forward, two backwards. (Stéphane Laporte)

3123. After one look at this planet any visitor from outer pace would say, "I want to see the manager." (William S. Burroughs)

3124. "Google before you Tweet" is the new "think before you speak." (?)

3125. The freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. (A.J. Liebling)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!