Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Frictionary # 312

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3036. The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future. (Norman O. Brown)

3037. Man: a by-product of love. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

3038. Love vows is the sentimental form of the NSF cheque. (Georges-Armand Masson)

3039. 10% of people 24 and younger think it's OK to text during sex, (...). That brings a whole new meaning to the term "multitasking". (Brenna Ehrlich)

3040. People who sing their own praises are hopelessly out of tune. (Mardy Grothe)

3041. If the fear of God is not the beginning of wisdom, it is at least the beginning of religion. (George William Foote)

3042. Being happy is having gone beyond the worry brought by happiness. (Maurice Maeterlinck)

3043. A new survey found that only 25% of women are satisfied with their sex life. Although up to half of those women may have faked their answer. (Jimmy Fallon)

3044. Immortality exists; it's called knowledge. (?)

3045. Critics talk about art...artists talk about brushes. (Joe Haldeman)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!

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