The Frictionary # 309

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3006. Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. (L.J. Peter & Raymond Hull)

3007. A relationship (...), is like a shark, (...). It has to constantly move forward or it dies. (Woody Allen)

3008. Working is health, doing nothing is to preserve it. (Henri Salvador)

3009. Disposable diapers is now engulfing a good one-third of the world's landmass. In descending order of size, I believe it's now Asia, North America, and then Huggies. (Paul Reiser)

3010. The ultimate path is without difficulty. Just avoid picking and choosing. (Sengstan)

3011. Love is a sickness without which we don't feel good. (Marguerite Grépon)

3012. "Plenty of fish in the sea". But, what they don't tell you though, is that those fish have all been thrown back. (Trevor Boris)

3013. My father loved me. My mother told me so, (Peter MacLeod)

3014. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. (?)

3015. The world will ask you who you are, and if you do not know, the world will tell you. (Carl Jung)

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