The Frictionary # 305

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

2966. An eye for an eye leads to a world of blind men.* (Kahlil Gibran)
* Often attributed to Gandhi.

2967. Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital. (Aaron Levenstein))

2968. Humor is the only art that doesn't lie. (Mélanie Couture)

2969. I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

2970. It is not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame. (Blaine Nye)

2971. Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse. (Japanese proverb)

2972. I make some noise, therefore I am. (Marc Parent)

2973. Families are nothing other than the idolatry of duty. (Ann Oakley)

2974. 10 rations=1 decoration [...], 10 monologues=5 dialogues, 10 millipedes= 1 centipede, .00001 fish= 1 microfiche. (Jennifer L. Knox)

2975. Normal is a setting on the dryer. (Patsy Clairmont) Also attributed to Katie Marsh.

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