The Frictionary # 313

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3046. To be uncertain is unconfortable, but to be certain is ridiculous. (Chinese proverb)

3047. "Ah, the book was much better than the movie." Oh, really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading. (Jim Gaffigan)

3048. The future is not an improved present. It's something else. (Elsa Triolet)

3049. Some people become so expert at reading between the lines they don't read the lines. (Margaret Millar)

3050. Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. (Franz Kafka)

3051. Not everything that can't be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

3052. The infinite has no expiration date. (Réjean Lévesque)

3053. There is no terror in a bang, only in the anticipation of it. (Alfred Hitchcock)

3054. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (?)

3055. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. (Phyllis Diller)

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