The Frictionary #319

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3106. If we stop learning today, we stop teaching tomorrow. (Howard Hendricks)

3107. Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. (L.J. Peter)

3108. Happiness is pampering your addictions. (Réjean Lévesque)

3109. I hate change. I didn't used to...but I've changed. (Jim Davis (Garfield))

3110. Countries where honor is most important are those where people work the least. (Jean Dutourd)

3111. When I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction. (Steven Wright)

3112. How do you keep kids away from the Internet? Two words: Mandatory television. (Dennis Miller)

3113. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)

3114. Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? (?)

3115. Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. (Welsh proverb)

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