Sunday, January 09, 2011

The Frictionary # 316

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3076. Good is not good when better is expected. (Thomas Fuller)

3077. What's good with pessimism is that you can only have nice surprises. (Guy Bedos)

3078. What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin. (Jerry Lester)

3079. Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. (Hafiz)

3080. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (Scott Adams)

3081. Be modest, it's the kind of pride that displeases the least. (Jules Renard)

3082. We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it. (Dave Barry)

3083. Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. (Joseph Stalin)

3084. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. (?)

3085. God cannot alter the past, but historians can. (Samuel Butler)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!

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