The Frictionary # 321

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3126. The source of justice was the fear of injustice. (Horace)

3127. Banks (...) lend, not money, but promises to supply money they do not possess. (Irving Fisher)

3128. In gambling, when you're winning it's a profession. And when you lose, it's a sickness. (Réjean Tremblay)

3129. Wakefulness is a waste of energy. Cats and babies know this. (Walter Weller)

3130. Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. (Charles Osgood)

3131. Why is it that it's always those who are against abortion that you would have wished their mothers had been aborted. (Guy Nantel)

3132. Habit is a form of exercice. (Elbert Hubbard)

3133. Third sign of the Apocalypse: there is a Golf Channel. (Chris Pirillo)

3134. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. (?)

3135. Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis. (Karl Kraus)

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