The Frictionary # 328

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

.3196. Architecture is the art of how to waste space. (Philip Johnson)

3197. Life is a series of commas, not periods. (Matthew McConaughey)

3198. If all it would take to reach enlightenment would be to assume the position of the lotus, all frogs would be buddhas. (Louis Pauwels)

3199. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. (Mitch Hedberg)

3200. We have no scar to show for happiness. (Chuck Palahniuk)

3201. The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. (Ted Nelson)

3202. Even if we are under the impression that it stutters, time is always accelerating, (...). Think about the leash of the tethered dog turning around the stake, inevitably faster and faster because with every turn, its leash is getting shorter. (Pierre Foglia)

3203. There is no time like the pleasant. (Oliver Herford)

3204. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. (Buddy Hackett)

3205. I will not take "but" for an answer. (Langston Hughes)

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