The Frictionary # 325

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3166. Wanting to meet an author because you like his work is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pâté. (Margaret Atwood)

3167. People everywhere confuse what they read in the newspaper with news. (A.J. Liebling)

3168. The early bird gets the worm. I'd rather sleep in and have toaster muffins. (Shirley Lipner)

3169. The most ridiculous thing for a woman is to be a man. (Joseph M. de Maistre)

3170. Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything. (Steve Martin)

3171. Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. (Dave Barry)

3172. Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon. (Julius Sharpe)

3173. Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradictions: therefore it destroys freedom. (Albert Camus)

3174. Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget. (?)

3175. Television is a weapon of mass distraction. (Larry Gelbart)

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