The Frictionary # 326

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3176. We don't need no gun control, we need bullet control. Bullets should cost five thousand dollars, then people would think before they killed somebody. (Chris Rock)

3177. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance. (Phyllis Diller)

3178. The art of conversation can be summarized in two words: "Ah?", "Oh!" (Nadine de Rothschild)

3179. When it melts
Ice with water
Reconciles. (Teitoku)

3180. In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. (Michael Apostolius*)
*aka as Michel Apostolis.

3181. Fear is the parent of cruelty. (James Anthony Froude)

3182. You don't want to live in the past, but it is okay to visit now and again. (Mardy Grothe)

3183. It is said that the USA is a country in which religious tolerance is practiced. I think more practice is needed. (Réjean Lévesque)

3184. Smith & Wesson: the original point and click interface. (?)

3185. I don't understand the term "human race". Who are we competing against? (...) I'm betting on the cockroaches. (Joel Warshaw)

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