The Frictionary # 327

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3186. Don't call the world dirty because you forget to clean your glasses. (Aaron Hill)

3187. The grass isn't greener on the other side. There is no other side. The grass is green where you water it. (Ian Lawton)

3188. Women start by loving you; then, just like that, they don't love you anymore. They then say to you, "How you have changed." (Henri de Jouvenel)

3189. You cannot control things by fearing them. (Réjean Lévesque)

3190. It's not a smartphone when a pro athlete uses it. (Andy Borowitz)

3191. Diplomacy: short periods of fighting followed by long periods of negotiation. (Terry Pratchett)

3192. Giving blood is always better when it's by choice. ("Lève-toi et marche")

3193. It's hard to be modest when you live in the Milky Way. (Ken Croswell)

3194. Irritability: substitute for tobacco. (?)

3195. Love, that lamp we move around to find a new shadow. (Daniel Boulanger)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!