The Frictionary # 333

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3246. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present. (Eleanor Roosevelt)*
* This quote is also attributed to Bill Keane and Laszlo Kotro-Kosztandi.

3247. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. (George Burns)

3248. All religions agree in asking man and woman to go and multiply. None of them tell them how. (Jacques Folch-Ribas)

3249. Nostalgia is a seductive liar. (George Wildman Ball)

3250. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. (Steven Wright)

3251. The turning point of the women's movement came when some guy invented the automatic transmission. (Jim Ungar ("Herman"))

3252. Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. (Jean F. Guichard)

3253. If cats could talk, they would lie to you. (Rob Kopack)

3254. It's insulting when the cat watches you when you change its litter. ("Lève-toi et marche")

3255. In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. (Charles M. Schulz)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!