The Frictionary # 330

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3216. If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you. (Oscar Wilde)

3217. Our universe is 13.7 billion years old*...give or take a few weeks. (Réjean Lévesque)

*This may come as a shock to creationists.

3218. No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies. (Mark Twain)

3219. As a remedy to life in society, I suggest large cities: they are the only convenient desert. (Albert Camus)

3220. When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days in your life. (Richard Lewis)

3221. The colours of summer

Mixed with the shouts of a child

Who is not mine... (Jocelyne Villeneuve)

3222. If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. (Mel Brooks)

3223. Working in Hollywood does give a certain expertise in the field of prostitution. (Jane Fonda)

3224.Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits. (Dale Dauten)

3225. Water takes the colour and the shape of the vase that holds it. (Driss Chraïbi)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!