The Frictionary # 338

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3296. Wars aren't like kids, where you don't have to worry about the youngest because the other two will take care of it. (Jon Stewart)

3297. Whatever creativity is, it is part of a solution to a problem. (Brian Aldiss)

3298. Crime doesn't pay, neither does work. (Gilbert Senecaut)

3299. You cannot defeat death. But you can defeat your fear of death. (Shi Dejian)

3300. That is the great distinction between the sexes. Men see objects, women see the relationships between objects. (John Fowles)

3301. I rarely use earthquakes to punish people who don't live near fault lines. (almightygod)

3302. Happiness is not for the one who looks for it, it is for the one who finds it. (Catalan proverb)

3303. To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. (Hubert H. Humphrey)

3304. Don't marry a tennisman (or tenniswoman). Love means nothing to him (her). (?)

3305. The truth told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent. (William Blake)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!