The Frictionary # 337

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3286. We are all born crazy. Some remain that way. (Samuel Beckett)

3287. I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)

3288. The main problem in literature is not classifying books, but classifying readers. (Nicolas Dickner)

3289. Adam, the man who slept with the first woman to come along. (Richard Desjardins)

3290. A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. (James Feibleman)

3291. The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. (Francis Bacon)

3292. Co-existence
Or no existence. (Piet Hein)

3293. If you share your money, it shrinks, but if you share your love, it grows. Ideally, you should share your love with someone who has dough. (Philippe Geluck)

3294. Mediocrity is safe. (Nikki Giovanni)

3295. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. (Steven Wright)

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