The Frictionary # 340

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3316. The sky
Is just
A blueprint. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3317. There's no rehab for stupidity. (Chris Rock)

3318. Adults don't like children of their own age. (Georges Dor)

3319. Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma is a bitch.
Sincerely, Titanic. (C.J. Wilson)

3320. Man is the king of all domesticated animals. I didn't say the noblest. (Réjean Lévesque)

3321. Data kills theories. (Christopher Moore)

3322. Words are only useful in the absence of things, thus making them open to all lies. (Louis Lefebvre)

3323. If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God? (George Deacon)

3324. I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. (?)

3325. Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion. (Philip Wylie)

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