The Frictionary # 345

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3366. Humor is the best lie detector. (Konrad Lorenz)

3367. Only the one who has traveled the road knows how deep the holes are. (Chinese proverb)

3368. To work, the book doesn't need to be read but to have been read. (Nicolas Dickner)

3369. Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. (Bill Cosby)

3370. I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. (William Gilmore Simms)

3371. You don't ask a blind man to go to the movies, you don't ask an intellectual to be honest. (Alessandro Baricco)

3372. Sound of rustling
outside
my window
I watch the night
get undressed. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3373. Only love is unselfish while marriage never is. (Francis Picabia)

3374. Marriage is like a three-ring circus...first is the engagement ring. Second is the wedding ring. Third is the suffering. (?)

3375. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. (Sophia Loren)

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