The Frictionary # 346

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3376. Growing old is tedious, but it's the only way we have found to live long. (Charles-Augustin Sainte-Beuve)

3377. When it comes to charity, a lot of people will stop at nothing. (Jimmy Carr)

3378. The sky's the limit? I don't like boundaries. (Réjean Lévesque)

3379. What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Mark Twain)

3380. I find that substitute teaching is the best form of birth control. (Sheri Tefft)

3381. Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed romantic. (Christopher Moore)

3382. Truth is nothing to man without discovery. (Pierre Billon)

3383. Mistakes - or prototypes, as engineers call them. (James Dyson)

3384. Hell is other people's children. (?)

3385. "Cell-fishness": texting, checking e-mail, talking on the phone in public. (?)

That's all for this edition of The Frictionary. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this free weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week!