The Frictionary # 350

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3416. The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. (G.K. Chesterton)

3417. Owl
Teaches me
That answers are really questions. (My Dreams Move Slowly)

3418. If we are all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? (Jimmy Carr)

3419. Love is not blind, it is long-sighted. The proof is, it only begins to see the flaws when it withdraws. (Miguel Zamacoïs)

3420. Men like to save time because time is money. (Stéphane Laporte)

3421. Life is an incurable disease. (Abraham Cowley*)
* This quip has many authors, but Abraham Cowley was an English poet who died in 1667.

3422. The worst pain is in the solitude that comes with it. (André Malraux)

3423. A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you're keeping. (Kenneth Tynan)

3424. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. (?)

3425. Loneliness is having no one to miss. (Jimmy Tamborello (DNTEL))

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