The Frictionary # 366

Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

3576. Thinking is not to agree or disagree. That is voting. (Robert Frost)

3577. Without imagination, love doesn't stand a chance. (Romain Gary)

3578. Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it. (Debbie Winkler Estes)

3579. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. (Mitch Hedberg)

3580. Mistletoe: the only time of year they made sexual harassment acceptable. (Russell Peters)

3581. Sundial
I stand in the shadow
of time. (Coyote Sings)

3582. I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me. (George Bernard Shaw)

3583. Rapper's Christmas song: "Jingle Bitch". (Sylvain Larocque)

3584. There are four stages in a man's life: 1) he believes in Santa; 2) he doesn't believe in Santa; 3) he is Santa; 4) he looks like Santa. (?)

3585. Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice. (Samuel Johnson)

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